Limited Pre-order · Only 200 Units
You don’t need another hustle hack. You need someone who gets it.
The SMB Owner’s Survival Toolkit — a care package built for founders who are doing the damn thing, even on the hard days.
Valued at $85 · Ships in 4–6 weeks
What’s Inside
Everything you didn’t know you needed
Six curated items designed to make you feel seen, supported, and a little less alone in this thing.
Affirmation Cards + Desk Stand
30 cards with a handcrafted wooden stand for your desk.
Founder's Club Card
Your membership into a community that gets it.
Emergency Coffee Sachets
For those 2am "why did I start this" moments.
"Survived Year One" Enamel Pin
Wear it. You earned it.
Handwritten Founder Letter
A real letter, from one founder to another.
Private Community Access
A quiet corner of the internet, just for us.
Total value: $85
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From Founders Like You
Words that keep us going
“I opened the box after the worst week of my business life. The letter alone made me cry. Someone finally understood what this feels like.”
“The affirmation cards live on my desk now. Every morning I flip one over before I open my inbox. It’s become my little ritual.”
Our Story
Born from a muttered “oh wells” on the side of the road
OhhWells started the way most honest things do — from a moment of burnout, a deep breath, and the quiet decision to keep going anyway.
Read the full storyTomorrow, you try again.
But tonight, you deserve this.
200 kits. That’s it. Once they’re gone, they’re gone.
Pre-order Your Kit — $55